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| This is the end. I've found new love.
Good Bye.
Jacq
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| I thought my mum made some cheese whatsoever, ‘cause I thought I smelt
roasted parmesan cheese. I love cheese, but some people have a
love-hate relationship towards such pungent smelling cheese. It either
makes one drool, or it makes one sick to the stomach.
In my case, I’ve
smelled it since last afternoon, but yet I couldn’t pin point the
actual source of it.
No, Mum didn’t bake anything cheese-y.
It was so
overpowering that when the fan blew in my direction, I’m engulfed by
the strong “aroma”. If I were to describe the smell with a colour, I’d
say it’ll be dull mustard.
After anguishing for an hour, I found it.
Brown Parmasan Number 1 – on the foot of the sewing machine.

I
cleaned it. It was in the consistency of toothpaste… Mm, healthy kitty
browns.
Still, the smell permeates the dining room. It was so bad it
made me self-conscious in my very own home; I thought it was me! (Come
to think of it, no one really complained much bout the smell, other
than me.)
I could not locate it, yet it was soooo heavy I lost my
appetite to eat. Thank god, 12 hours later, I found the 2nd rock.
Brown
Parmasan Number 2 - Below the cabinet, beside the sewing machine

It was already semi-dried. Typical crunchy on the outside, sticky on the inside browns.
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| Kitty is named Ho Mia. It means Good Life in english.
Ho Mia (hokkien), Good Life (english), Hao Ming (mandarin).
Not a bad name right? Even mum likes it.
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Someone gave me 80 more hugs. Thank you whoever you are.
=)
I am a happy girl today. I got a kitten!
It's not
just a plain old simple kitten picked up from the road, but an abandoned kitty
picked up by another girl with an equally feline-ish name, Felicia.
I think
this kitten is high or something. It's extremely playful and occasionally gets
hyperactive. It scares me.
Kitty has no name. It was called "baby", but technically it's not a
name kind of name. "Baby" is just an affectionate term we call
anyone. So I need to think of a real pet name for kitty.
I never named any of my previous pets decent human sounding names, like
Dorothy or Timothy. It's just blardy gay. Imagine some dumbass goes,
"Dorothy! Dorothy!! No... don't poo poo here". It's like, calling out
for one's retarded daughter.
Hence, all my previous pets have dumb cute names. My first hamster was
"Ah Shu" (you know, like Ah Rat, Ah Beng or something), my next
hamster was "Chi Chi". My first cat was "Kuchinta", and my
first black rabbit was called "Rabito"(I thought it sounded rather
Mexican, like Amigo Amigo, you know?)
Hence I
need to think of a dumb dumb name for kitty!
I thought
of calling it Tiger Balm, but nah.. It's like, branding your dog to be Lassie.

How bout Local flavored names like Ah Niao, or Si Niao?
I really want to give a name that's not english sounding, just in case my mum
can't pronounce.
Headache headache.
I think I
will leave this question for tomorrow. In case I discover new trait in my
kitty, I can name it after that. (like, if it suddenly turned blardy smelly, I
can name it Busoh)
Till then again.
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Sg Idles new backup plan
Today is Dumpling DragonBoat Festival.
Story has it that in Ancient China, some VIP was maligned and he would rather
commit suicide than to let it damage his reputation. Hence, he drowned himself
in a river, then some villagers started worshipping him by refusing to allow
his body to be eaten by the fishes (more like, they don't wanna digest
pieces of him in the fish they poach). So they made rice dumplings and
started dumping them into the river for the fishes.
I am not sure if they have sweet and salty, two different kinds of flavours
then; but one thing for sure is, Ancient China seems to have a lot of time and
rice, hor? And since it's all about dumplings, why don't we just name it as Dumpling
Festival instead of some fancy-schmacy name, like DragonBoat?!
Anyway, on my way back I heard loud music blasting from somewhere, a distance
away. It was some guitar melody; something like the guitar part of Nothing else matters by Metallica.
So when I got in the house, my mum start exclaiming to me there is Ge Tai
on the other side. Is there supposed to be GeTai for DragonBoat Festival?!
Sing for who to hear, I really wonder.
Then in my room, the music just got louder.
Unlike most common GeTai with regular fixes like Teresa Teng, Fei Yu Qing and
CT Girls, there is actually Guns N Roses!
Sweet child 'o mine sung by a man!
Got American Twang somemore ah!
If stripping for blog signifies
the new age of blogging, then engrish rock songs for GeTai probably
signifies something new too. No?
Ah... I think the Singapore Idol alumnis got backup plan liao.

In case you've forgotten who they are...
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