I am a happy girl today. I got a kitten!

It's not just a plain old simple kitten picked up from the road, but an abandoned kitty picked up by another girl with an equally feline-ish name, Felicia.

I think this kitten is high or something. It's extremely playful and occasionally gets hyperactive. It scares me.

Kitty has no name. It was called "baby", but technically it's not a name kind of name. "Baby" is just an affectionate term we call anyone. So I need to think of a real pet name for kitty.

I never named any of my previous pets decent human sounding names, like Dorothy or Timothy. It's just blardy gay. Imagine some dumbass goes, "Dorothy! Dorothy!! No... don't poo poo here". It's like, calling out for one's retarded daughter.

Hence, all my previous pets have dumb cute names. My first hamster was "Ah Shu" (you know, like Ah Rat, Ah Beng or something), my next hamster was "Chi Chi". My first cat was "Kuchinta", and my first black rabbit was called "Rabito"(I thought it sounded rather Mexican, like Amigo Amigo, you know?)

Hence I need to think of a dumb dumb name for kitty!

I thought of calling it Tiger Balm, but nah.. It's like, branding your dog to be Lassie.


How bout Local flavored names like Ah Niao, or Si Niao?

I really want to give a name that's not english sounding, just in case my mum can't pronounce.

Headache headache.

I think I will leave this question for tomorrow. In case I discover new trait in my kitty, I can name it after that. (like, if it suddenly turned blardy smelly, I can name it Busoh)

Till then again.